Wednesday, August 17, 2011
Whatever happened to the carpet from the top of the toilet seat?
Carpet on the toilet seat? Moley old scout, we never had a toilet till I was 16, My dad used to hang us from the upstairs window by our feet and hands so that we could do it without having to go out into the cold to crap on the waste heap. As for the bum - wipes, my dad went ballistic when he caught me wiping with the front page of the Daily Worker, I didn't know there was a picture of Stalin and Lenin on the front. He was very annoyed as he had to sc the poo off and wash the cover in the rain barrel as he had only borrowed the paper from Mr. Revvill the local Communist Party candidate.
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